This page is dedicated to those of you who have discovered
Fordite, and have now developed an uncontrollable compulsion to buy, and
hoard it in multiples, and cannot seem to stop. Many of you have been
badly bitten by the Fordite “bug”, and find yourself in desperate
need of a twelve step program. If you are experiencing any of the symptoms
below, or combinations of symptoms, please select some Fordite items from
our inventory that seem to soothe you, or contact us immediately. We can
help you through this difficult time.
7 Symptoms of Fordite Addiction:
Check the box below if you are experiencing
any of these symptoms:
Sufferer was once a natural gem snob, but now insists that Fordite is
a real gem.
Experiences cold, sweaty palms at the thought of running out of Fordite.
Dreams of Fordite- Often in the form of wildly colorful and vast mountain
ranges.
Experiences a state of “Gollum”, or deep sense of greed,
when viewing Fordite.
Often mutters incoherently, and giggles when viewing personal stash
of Fordite.
Entertains fantasies of going back in time, to scavenge Fordite rough
at old factories.
Believes that they don’t have a problem, and that they can just
quit collecting anytime.
If you have checked any of these boxes, you may already
be a Fordite Addict. Fordite addiction is serious, yes. But there is
really only one solution. Because the acquisition of this unique material
appeals to so many levels of the human psyche, it's not just a matter
of simply quitting.
After much research into this interesting compulsive
disorder, experts have determined that it is actually more advisable
to just give in to the Fordite Gollum than to fight it. After the first
signs of dependency, studies have shown that acquiring more Fordite
is the only way to experience any lasting relief, or sense of calm and
well being. However, for some sufferers, the Fordite Gollum returns
quickly. If after acquiring more and more pieces, the uneasy "gimme,
gimme" feelings return more rapidly than the last time, contact
us, and we will provide you with additional support until you can afford
some more. Don’t worry, you’re not alone….
